MY LITTLE SON had his first email id created in school yesterday. He was
really excited. The teacher told him to tell the whole world about his
new email id, but, keep the password a super secret. I guess kids gets
confused sometimes. By the time I reached home, the whole world knew
about his password ... and he still hasn't told me his email id : )
OVERHEARD... early morning conversation between my wife and 7
year old son...
Son: Are you mom or stepmom?
Wife : I am your mom ...what happened?
Son : ( angry) Some of my friends in school have step-mom...I only have mom !!!
OVERHEARD... early morning conversation between my wife and 7
year old son...
Son: Are you mom or stepmom?
Wife : I am your mom ...what happened?
Son : ( angry) Some of my friends in school have step-mom...I only have mom !!!
( being a very understanding dad and husband, I just put my profile in shaadi.com : ) ; )
DURING one of our many road trips, happened to see a sign posted outside a restaurant :
" Come in if you are starving. If you don't, we will. "
ONCE UPON A TIME ... a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity, especially his teacher who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy, Hameed ! "
One day his mother went to check how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career.The mother could not accept such a feedback and she took her son out from that school. She even shifted to another city, swearing she would prove all of them wrong!
DURING one of our many road trips, happened to see a sign posted outside a restaurant :
" Come in if you are starving. If you don't, we will. "
ONCE UPON A TIME ... a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity, especially his teacher who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy, Hameed ! "
One day his mother went to check how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career.The mother could not accept such a feedback and she took her son out from that school. She even shifted to another city, swearing she would prove all of them wrong!
25 years later, that same teacher got a cardio disorder and all the
doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only
one surgeon could perform . Left with no other choice, she did it
and the surgery was successful .When she opened her eyes , she saw a
handsome doctor smiling at her. Being under anesthesia effect, she
wanted to thank him, but could not talk. In turn, he was staring at her
face which started turning blue. She was raising her hand trying to tell
him some thing, but in vain, and eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that hospital - who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner.
If you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many Indian movies, or have been reading too many motivational messages : )
A BIKER stops a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her : Do you mind giving me a final kiss before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest and passionate kisses he ever had.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that hospital - who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner.
If you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many Indian movies, or have been reading too many motivational messages : )
A BIKER stops a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her : Do you mind giving me a final kiss before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest and passionate kisses he ever had.
When the kiss finished....He said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever
had. Why are you committing suicide? You need to be tough. You look tough.
She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl! I am a man.
The biker jumped off the bridge !
She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl! I am a man.
The biker jumped off the bridge !
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